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    Was this the guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fifthflo View Post
    I dont have any jokes but just saw the wickedest deformity - the concierge at my hotel has a FOOT on his WRIST!!!!!!! Ive seen some wicked mutations in my life - mainly genital due to my career, but this one was up there with the best!!!!
    Did you end up giving him a foot job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shipo View Post
    Grabs a fan to bring Margy around and off the floor
    I have seen a lot of penises in my career- I am not on floor and dont need a fan LOL
    Also seen a lot of circumcisions being done when I was training to be a midwife
    Going off to google circumcisions gone wrong LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by margyb View Post
    I have seen a lot of penises in my career- I am not on floor and dont need a fan LOL
    Also seen a lot of circumcisions being done when I was training to be a midwife
    Going off to google circumcisions gone wrong LOL
    Don't do it Margyb.....LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by filbert View Post
    Did you end up giving him a foot job?
    Working on NZ wages, even in a 5 star hotel, he'd unlikely afford it.

    Smartass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fifthflo View Post
    Working on NZ wages, even in a 5 star hotel, he'd unlikely afford it.

    Smartass.
    No need to get so sensitive, lighten up

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    Hey Margy or Fithflo, could you look at mine and tell me if it is ok. My GF is a RN and said it is nice and rather adequate for what it is but I would like a second and third opinion as one cannot be too careful these days. If you like I could send a picture, would a turgid state be best?

    RC
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    RV are you serious, if so send pics, otherwise **** off for being a jerk.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenscroft View Post
    Hey Margy or Fithflo, could you look at mine and tell me if it is ok. My GF is a RN and said it is nice and rather adequate for what it is but I would like a second and third opinion as one cannot be too careful these days. If you like I could send a picture, would a turgid state be best?

    RC
    if you seriously want an opinion then send the pic.......

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    What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
    Beat it -- we're closed!
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