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    Baby Polar Bear goes up to his Daddy and asks,"Daddy am I really a Polar Bear?"
    "Yes son,you really are.""Daddy are you really really sure I am a Polar Bear?" "Yes son You really are
    if you don't believe me,ask your Mother." Baby Polar Bear asks his Mother."Mummy am I really a Polar Bear?"
    "Of course you are."replied Mummy.."Are you really really sure?"asks Baby Polar Bear.
    "Yes son you are,why do you ask?"Baby Polar Bear says
    "Cause I am sooooo F**cking COLD!"
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    Bloke says to his missus,"I've just finished my will and I leave everything to you". "Big deal", she says. "You leave everything to me already !!"
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    Ok, perhaps not that funny, but topical given today's events: How do you tell a politician is lying?


    His lips are moving
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    How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

    When you can't fit two fingers between his neck and the noose.

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    Young Chuck bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to
    deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The
    donkey's died."

    Chuck replied, "Well then just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I've already spent it."

    Chuck responded, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

    The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

    Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

    The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

    Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.'

    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ' What happened with
    that dead donkey?'

    Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 donkey tickets at $2 each and made a
    profit of $898'

    The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

    Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.'

    Chuck went on to a successful career on Wall Street.
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    Not responsible.... Ever.





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