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    Quote Originally Posted by Donna View Post
    I knew it, another platinum day for me. Thanks 308.
    Awww Sweety, welcome to my world LOL
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    Fifth Vape Year and Four Years Sans Durry.

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    Wait...Im confoosed... If nothing in the dictionary starts with N, then why does everything in my dictionary stary with E?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blow Vapor View Post
    Wait...Im confoosed... If nothing in the dictionary starts with N, then why does everything in my dictionary stary with E?
    NOT FUNNY but don't worry you won't get a Donna lecture today! hahahah

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    My sense of humour ranges somwhere between... *smacks forehead* and "meh!"

    So I'm fine with that.

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    In hindsight, it was very clever BV. well done.
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    I went to the doctors for a blood test.

    "Jacket off," he said.

    I'm telling you this from the police station.
    Because I trust no-one Who tells me FACTS with no proof

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    Mixing up your adjectives and adverbs, when quoting idioms, will get you nowhere fastly
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    Because I trust no-one Who tells me FACTS with no proof

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    Astronomers say that new data shows the Earth's surface water will not evaporate about 150 million years from now as previously thought. In fact it is likely to be closer to 1 billion years.

    That's a weight off my mind.
    Because I trust no-one Who tells me FACTS with no proof

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donna View Post
    In hindsight, it was very clever BV. well done.
    I told my wife..... [blank stare.... Wha?]
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    Gaffer Tape is like The Force - it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

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    I'm not sure what's worse.

    Women who make you try and figure out what's bothering them?

    Or the women who actually fcking tell you.
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    Because I trust no-one Who tells me FACTS with no proof

 

 

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