Page 326 of 328 FirstFirst ... 226276316324325326327328 LastLast
Results 3,251 to 3,260 of 3277
Like Tree8094Likes

Thread: Funnies Thread - What you got ? (NSFW R rated)

  1. #3251
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Location
    Mackay
    Posts
    7,591
    Last edited by fabricator4; 30-08-17 at 07:30 PM.
    DocM and emu like this.
    Chris: Tobacco free since 17:00 15th March 2013.


  2. #3252
    emu
    emu is offline
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Nov 2016
    Location
    West Australia
    Posts
    1,854
    fabricator4 and DocM like this.

  3. #3253
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Location
    N/E Vic
    Posts
    1,103
    Sssssssh! Here he comes again!

    On a first date, I asked the future potential ex-girlfriend "Whether she smokes after sex?" She just gazed at me and said "I've never looked".
    A misguided Ape with delusions of grandeur & a chop on its' head thought it was a Griller

    Killed the nails before they killed me. 10/02/15 Thanks immensely to AVFers!

  4. #3254
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Location
    Mackay
    Posts
    7,591
    Quote Originally Posted by DocM View Post
    Sssssssh! Here he comes again!

    On a first date, I asked the future potential ex-girlfriend "Whether she smokes after sex?" She just gazed at me and said "I've never looked".
    If you smoke after sex, it means you're doing it too fast.
    Chris: Tobacco free since 17:00 15th March 2013.


  5. #3255
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Location
    Griffith, NSW
    Posts
    2,992
    Random youtube
    NSFW

  6. #3256
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Location
    N/E Vic
    Posts
    1,103
    Can anyone tell me what a second date is like?
    A misguided Ape with delusions of grandeur & a chop on its' head thought it was a Griller

    Killed the nails before they killed me. 10/02/15 Thanks immensely to AVFers!

  7. #3257
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Darlinghurst, Sydney
    Posts
    4,681
    Quote Originally Posted by DocM View Post
    Can anyone tell me what a second date is like?
    I barely know what a first date is, ive had 2

    I dont know why it never goes further.....okay, maybe i have some idea....

    These days im stuck simply asking ladies if they want to bear my high iq, genetically compromised and socially awkward offspring

    Hard to believe theres no takers..
    Stylemessiah: Prince of all things small and whispery. Abhorrer of shoutiness. Shunner of all vigorousities.

    Not on as many ignore lists as you think....

    Handy shopping links:
    Mods With Issues (Often On Discounted Flash Sale) Last Updated 13/10/17

  8. #3258
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Location
    N/E Vic
    Posts
    1,103
    Quote Originally Posted by stylemessiah View Post
    I barely know what a first date is, ive had 2

    I dont know why it never goes further.....okay, maybe i have some idea....

    These days im stuck simply asking ladies if they want to bear my high iq, genetically compromised and socially awkward offspring

    Hard to believe theres no takers..
    Unfathomable.
    I think it may have been Groucho that put it this way. "I would never join a club that would have someone like me for a member."
    A misguided Ape with delusions of grandeur & a chop on its' head thought it was a Griller

    Killed the nails before they killed me. 10/02/15 Thanks immensely to AVFers!

  9. #3259
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Location
    N/E Vic
    Posts
    1,103
    What do you call a bloke with a rabbit up his clacker?
    Warren.

    A Japanese food processor?
    Brenda.

    Same Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
    Irene.
    A misguided Ape with delusions of grandeur & a chop on its' head thought it was a Griller

    Killed the nails before they killed me. 10/02/15 Thanks immensely to AVFers!

  10. #3260
    AVF Regular
    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Location
    Mackay
    Posts
    7,591
    Quote Originally Posted by DocM View Post
    What do you call a bloke with a rabbit up his clacker?
    Warren.

    A Japanese food processor?
    Brenda.

    Same Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
    Irene.
    A man with with no arm or legs underneath a huge pile of leaves? Russell

    Same man, but you've just thrown him in the swimming pool? Bob
    Chris: Tobacco free since 17:00 15th March 2013.


 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.4
Copyright © 2017 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
All times are GMT +11. The time now is 05:27 PM.