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    Last edited by fabricator4; 30-08-17 at 07:30 PM.
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    Sssssssh! Here he comes again!

    On a first date, I asked the future potential ex-girlfriend "Whether she smokes after sex?" She just gazed at me and said "I've never looked".
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocM View Post
    Sssssssh! Here he comes again!

    On a first date, I asked the future potential ex-girlfriend "Whether she smokes after sex?" She just gazed at me and said "I've never looked".
    If you smoke after sex, it means you're doing it too fast.
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    Can anyone tell me what a second date is like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocM View Post
    Can anyone tell me what a second date is like?
    I barely know what a first date is, ive had 2

    I dont know why it never goes further.....okay, maybe i have some idea....

    These days im stuck simply asking ladies if they want to bear my high iq, genetically compromised and socially awkward offspring

    Hard to believe theres no takers..
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylemessiah View Post
    I barely know what a first date is, ive had 2

    I dont know why it never goes further.....okay, maybe i have some idea....

    These days im stuck simply asking ladies if they want to bear my high iq, genetically compromised and socially awkward offspring

    Hard to believe theres no takers..
    Unfathomable.
    I think it may have been Groucho that put it this way. "I would never join a club that would have someone like me for a member."
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    What do you call a bloke with a rabbit up his clacker?
    Warren.

    A Japanese food processor?
    Brenda.

    Same Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
    Irene.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocM View Post
    What do you call a bloke with a rabbit up his clacker?
    Warren.

    A Japanese food processor?
    Brenda.

    Same Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
    Irene.
    A man with with no arm or legs underneath a huge pile of leaves? Russell

    Same man, but you've just thrown him in the swimming pool? Bob
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