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  1. #501
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    Booked a table down the pub for the missus and I the other night. Didnt work out though.
    She cant play pool for shit.
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    My wife always forgives me when she is wrong.

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    From my sister

    Bluey goes to an field day and wins a tinnie.

    He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There's no water deep enough to float a boat within 160 kms of here."

    He says, "I won it and I'm gonna keep it."

    His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his tinnie", pointing to the paddock behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a paddock sitting in the tinnie with a fishing rod in his hand ...

    He yells out to him, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishing. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?"

    His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Queensland a bad name, making everybody think we're stupid.

    ...

    If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your arse!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by eteach View Post
    lol i hope there using ribbet condoms
    Last edited by DAWZZY; 22-09-12 at 09:41 PM.
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    funny gifs

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    damn, they must have censored the last part of it.. this one is uncensored


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    What a good bloke this guy is.

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    Watch what this does, $40 a piece.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a1120028 View Post
    Watch what this does, $40 a piece.

    Almost as good as this contraption:


 

 

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