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    Craig McLachlan. Always seemed to me to have a grand egotistical attitude. Or I am just a Mona? (Ugh)
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    I got out of bed and i started hearing this really quiet beeping sound.
    For the life of me i couldn't figure out what it was, i thought i was going crazy again and not the good kind.
    Spent 2 hours hunting this fkn beep, got to the point im sure im crazy and grabbed my phone to call the shrink for a hospital bed with a window.

    The beep was coming from the phone, it was a warning beep to inform me my battery is to hot


    Few problems wrong with this. Who the hell makes a phone that's sold in aus but cant handle a little heat and why was the warning volume so fkn low.

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    well mr hoofy I woke up at an ungodly hour.. and contemplated the universe.. wandered out to collect the paper. (yes the only goddam good thing about living in a city is Age home delivery.. used to drive 20 min each way to get it ..).. and heard this noise.. this.. buzz.. this wheeeze..buzz/wheeze... this unimaginable noise.... wandered looking... listening.. looking listening... warmer.. colder... warmer colder... thank god.. found it.. two tawny frogmouths .. snuggled in the golden elm... sort of complaining about life in general... buzz ... wheeze... when I saw them and stood looking... silence ! now last week my neighbour had mentioned having one in her backyard and she was worried it was hunting... dahh dahh ... Hamsters.. Mr Fawlty... black Siberian hamsters.. which NO ONE ever talks about.. but which run rampant ! along with the damm termites.. that no one ever mentions... but.. I digress... why do they make a noise.. a wheeze... maybe they have eatern too many siberian hamsters... I pondered... for way too long... it was quiet.. cool.. a lovely morning


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1ynne View Post
    mr hoofy
    ssh dont say that to loud, people might get confused and think im actually a person

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    I woke up at an ungodly hour..
    what's your definition of an ungodly hour, for me that is anything before 5pm

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    I can't sleep past 4am these days, 3:30 some days. My body clock is out of wack, don't know how to reset it either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu View Post
    I can't sleep past 4am these days, 3:30 some days. My body clock is out of wack, don't know how to reset it either.
    Adjust your clock forward 3 hours, then when you wake up TAH DAH it's 7 o'clock. Problem solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmoose View Post
    Adjust your clock forward 3 hours, then when you wake up TAH DAH it's 7 o'clock. Problem solved.
    But then it won't start getting light until 11 AM in winter...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fabricator4 View Post
    But then it won't start getting light until 11 AM in winter...
    My tool of choice for early starts, or late finishes.

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