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    the icig muses



    lol enjoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DEATHGUYJ View Post


    lol enjoy
    Cant believe i watched that entire review!
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    loll it's pretty ridiculous

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    Oh man that's the most stupid thing I've seen haha. Even more stupid than that man/woman mod someone posted in another thread

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    was pretty funny when he was talking to Dimitri through it

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    ^^^^ This was designed by a committee ... no doubt about it LOL

    Final design meeting minutes

    checklist

    Bluetooth... Check!
    26650 Battery... Check!
    Music streaming... Check!
    Multiple Cartos ... Check!

    Leading Designer : So ermm what do you want it to look like ?
    Comittee: Oh we dont know , go wild , this very innovative and sexy mod , we think maybe like elephant Butt Plug?

    Leading Electronics technician : So ermm you want three cartos yeah?
    Committee: Yes THREE ... three give plenty vapour, we sell to phillipines and they love him for cloud chasing !

    Leading Electronics Tech : ok and you want a sound switch to activate ... you are aware they are unreliable , prone to sticking , and generally the worst kind of switch ?
    Committee : Well yes , but it is very cool !

    Leading Electronics Tech : and you want proprietary cartridge threads and cartos ?
    Committee : well yes of course , because then they have to buy of us .. brilliant marketing move to capture business , we make fortune!

    Leading Electronics Tech : Ok so you dont want ANY kind of regulation circuitry or the ability to modify the power output?
    Committee: This just added expense , real vape person not need this ..why they need this ? Wire from battery to atomiser very good .... No need silly things. Real cigarette no have power switch or ability to change setting , why this need one ?

    Leading electronics Tech : sooooo bluetooth yeah?
    Committee: Yes every device today need bluetooth we sell millions !

    Leading Electronics Tech : Ok I can see some merit in this , we could use an app to change settings? maybe monitor what the mod is doing ... there is promise here
    Committee : No NO NO! not need silly thing , cost too much , must answer phone and play music .. they love this !

    Leading Electronics Tech : soooooo you want a huge cheap ass battery , no circuitry to protect anything ? no reverse polarity connection ? More thready bits than even Imeo the Greek could dream of ? and I have to fit this into an Elephant butt plug ?
    Committee : Yes ! you got it .. oh and we have 3 million 1.8mm charging sockets left over from those crappy tablets we made last year so we need to use those ok ?

    Leading Electronics Technician : Could you PLEASE make sure my name goes down on the payroll as John Q Citizen .... I dont want ANYONE to associate me with this work of art !
    Committee: Of course , but does this mean we dont have to pay you royalty?
    Leading Electronics Tech : Royalty Vs Possible lawsuits for burning their house down ... I can live without royalties !

    Committee ... OK we make millions , the people will love him , it cannot fail , we create website ! we sell , but not tell price til they give us money, we get sexy man in fedora hat and he look sexy and everybody buy !

    Addendum to Minutes a week later

    Leading electronics Tech :Ummm looks like this is self firing ... I hate these microphone switches !
    Committee : Never mind , we market this as good thing ... Ecig so intelligent it KNOW when YOU want smokey Vapey before YOU do ... is brilliant marketing yes?

    Leading Electronic Tech ... Can I get my redundancy package now?
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    SMH, cant believe you wrote all that FM




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    Quote Originally Posted by Altered1 View Post
    SMH, cant believe you wrote all that FM
    Meh it was a lazy Sunday Afternoon
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