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    i never thought of this like this IM NEW SEND ME ALL YOUR LOLLIES!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmoose View Post
    Why haven't they tried to contact me? I'm still new. Maybe they've heard about my nice, sharp pitchfork..........and short, explosive fuse.
    708 posts in three months is not new . It's closer to being obsessed.

    Well done and welcome to the dark side. Bwhahahahaaahahahaaaa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hank View Post
    I have four pitchforks, eight torches and 190 litres of kerosene for sale at the moment.

    No clones in this stuff but unused for quite some time.




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    How much you want for the kerosene?

    Can you deliver?

    (My footsies are being warmed by kerosene as type this out!)

    Stu.
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    How come I miss out on EVERYTHING.. story of my life! no pm grooming or sales patter.. no God botherers door knocking.. even the microsoft technical department does not call ....anymore ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1ynne View Post
    microsoft technical department does not call ....anymore ..
    I made them cry once...

    They rang my elderly father-in-law and I got the phone off him, then they got nasty Fab...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fabricator4 View Post
    I made them cry once...

    They rang my elderly father-in-law and got the phone off him, then they got nasty Fab...
    its bad i like to mess with them easy i just talk back constantly in a Indian voice for lols (yes i do it well) and tell them how they won 100 or so million
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    Quote Originally Posted by saph View Post
    its bad i like to mess with them easy i just talk back constantly in a Indian voice for lols (yes i do it well) and tell them how they won 100 or so million
    Or you say that you just need to get the person who owns the computer, put the phone down, and don't pick it up again until you can hear off-hook tones coming from it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fabricator4 View Post
    Or you say that you just need to get the person who owns the computer, put the phone down, and don't pick it up again until you can hear off-hook tones coming from it...
    oh theres fun ways to mess them up i do remember one person tracing the i.p, theres a vid of the call on stream and then this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMwFhGd8duo the site got shut down and everything
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    Quote Originally Posted by fabricator4 View Post
    Or you say that you just need to get the person who owns the computer, put the phone down, and don't pick it up again until you can hear off-hook tones coming from it...
    I just tell them I am running win 3.1 and will they upgrade me to win 95 coz I dont know how...............

    So far they all hang up
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmoose View Post
    Why haven't they tried to contact me? I'm still new. Maybe they've heard about my nice, sharp pitchfork..........and short, explosive fuse.
    Psst rockmoose wanna buy some spare atty o-rings???
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